Seriously? It’s time for me to blog again? Oh, um, actually, it was time yesterday, but I put it off. I had a good excuse, mind you. My sister in law’s car broke down on Monday so I couldn’t write my blog post for yesterday morning.
What? That’s a good excuse. I had to go to Orlando with my husband to help him fix the car.
Yes, that’s what I said. You know, he might have needed me to, um, hand him something. A tool or whatever.
Well, no…I ended up not needing to help him at all. What did I do? I had a book with me, of course. Duh.
And then we decided to go to Universal Studios. I mean, it’s right there, after all. Don’t look at me like that. You’d go, too, if you were done with not helping work on the car and it was practically across the street and you had passes.
What about after? Are you kidding me? It was way late. The drive home is over an hour, and we’d done all that walking. (And eating—you really should try the Fish n Chips at The Three Broomsticks.)
Yeah, yeah, I know I’m normally a night owl. What’s your point? I’m supposed to be creative at midnight just because I’m awake? Hah. When’s the last time you wrote something at that time of night that made sense?
Uh—what was that? Slap something together in the morning? I think not! Have you ever met a night owl? We don’t do mornings. Uh-uh. Takes a good half pot of coffee and a couple of hours to get our brains going. And that’s for simple things, like emails. No way I could get a blog post together before noon. And then it’s considered an afternoon post. Really, you should know these things.
See. Perfectly good excuse. Besides, it turns out Pete had a cool post of his own that fit right in there. It was…serendipity.
So don’t nag me.
Oh, yeah…nearly forgot. Winners of The God Hater. Congrats to Becky Minor and Kevin Spencer! (Diane apparently couldn’t let me do my posting about not posting without actual work. Slave-driver that one. Hehe….)